Will Ferrell is the first to take the microphone. He walks into Screen 7 with Mark Wahlberg and Alex Zane. They’re standing nearby and smile as Will addresses the audience at Leicester Square’s Vue cinema.
“TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” Will chants, pumping his fist.
The audience laughs. Classic, topical Will!
Nobody invited me here today. Certainly not Donald Trump. And certainly not Odeon cinemas. I didn’t even win a ticket beforehand. So, how the hell did I manage to find myself in the presence of two Hollywood stars and a plethora of free bags of Malteasers and Galaxy Minstrels?